Human Walking Ringer Tee

Perfect for that peewee baseball game, or your drunken bar league. Pre-washed. Ready to wear. Will definitely fit over yer torso. Gotta love that classic red and white colorway.

Other suitable uses:
-Towel
-Toilet Paper
-Blanket for your child
-Bartering material at the flea market
-Stop open wounds (that blood will blend in)

Illustrated by our friend Renée Helda.

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